Yesterday I pick Lincoln up from the sitter and she tells me "Lincoln has a new saying" with her eyebrows raised up LOL. She tells Lincoln, "Tell your Mom what you've been saying today" and he says "Holy Fuck" oh boy... I asked her if we are hearing the same thing - we nod, indeed we are. I asked Lincoln to say it again, he says "Holy Fuck". I told Lincoln he wasn't supposed to say that, where did he hear that? ---I don't say that, my choice word is shit. He says from me and Henry.

So I'm talking with the sitter and then Lincoln walks away tipping his head from side to side in a "la la la" way and is saying "Holy Fuck. Holy Fuck. Holy Fuck a mama"

THEN it hits me what he's saying.

*I* Say "Holy Guacamole" as an alternative cuss phrase. Henry has recently modified it to: "Holy guaca mama"

Lincoln was saying "Holy Guac" and "Holy guaca mama"

I need to call Lincoln speech teachers and notify them of this development and really push to work on those G sounds.