Lincoln funny:

I'm putting Lincoln shoes on we have the following conversation

Lincoln: "When will I be big like you?"
Me: "You will grow up and be bigger each year and be tall like me when you're a teenager"
L: "When will I have my own house?"
Me: "Oh, um, when you grow up and are ready with a job you can have your house"
L: "Isn't this my house?"
Me: "Yes it is our house"
L: "But I can't do what I want" (oh boy I'm thinking now)
Me: "Nooo, you can't. This is my house, I pay for it"
L: "I give you money" (which is true, he finds coins and does give them to me)
Me: "I work, I bought this house, it is my house and you have to follow the rules" (at this point I felt I knew the direction this was going... but I was wrong)
L: "Well, when I have my house I'm going to stick my fingers in the kitty litter cake"



He hadn't even ASKED to put his fingers in the cake but I guess its been on his mind! I should be thankful that he hasn't done this I guess.